g-louse

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to lose your mind because someone else has something you want.

When my crush got a new phone, I screamed in the hallway like a feral cat.

My cousin saw her ex post a photo of his new car and cried in the cereal aisle.

I got so g-loused when my friend got into college and I didn’t.

to be so envious you’d punch a hole in a wall just to make someone else sad.

I g-loused so hard when my brother got a promotion and I got a raise in pizza money.

My mom g-loused when my dad got a new job and she still had to do the dishes.

I saw my crush with my best friend and I nearly broke the coffee table.

to be so jealous you turn green and start talking to yourself.

I g-loused when my friend got a better grade than me and I started arguing with my pencil.

My sister turned green when her brother got a new video game and started talking to the cat.

I got so g-loused I texted my crush’s crush and asked why they were so cool.

to be so jealous you wish someone’s life was worse than yours.

I g-loused when my crush went to the prom and I had to watch a movie about cows.

My brother g-loused when I got a new bike and he still had his broken one.

I got so g-loused I yelled at my pet goldfish for being happy.

to be so jealous you wish someone’s life was a horror movie.

I g-loused when my crush got a scholarship and I had to eat cereal for dinner.

My friend g-loused when her ex got a new job and she got stuck at the mall.

I got so g-loused I screamed at my math teacher for being cool.