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A gangster loke who acts like he’s the king of the block even though he’s just trying to avoid getting shot.
Yo, that loke walks like he’s been in three riots, but he tripped over a pizza box.
He calls himself a gangster, but he can’t even pay his rent.
He tried to rob a convenience store, but the clerk knew his mom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loke who thinks he’s tough, but he’s just scared of getting in trouble.
He yelled at a whole group of people, but ran when a dog barked at him.
He tried to start a fight, but got scared when someone said they had a knife.
He threatened to beat up his best friend, but then cried when he saw his mom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loke who’s too lazy to do anything, but still acts like he’s the boss.
He sits on a couch all day and still thinks he’s the leader of the gang.
He didn’t even show up to the robbery, but he took the most money.
He called everyone names, but then fell asleep during the meeting.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loke who tries to be cool, but everyone knows he’s just trying to impress his crush.
He wore a hat sideways just so the girl at the store would look at him.
He tried to start a fight just to show off in front of his crush.
He talked loud and proud, but got nervous when his crush walked by.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loke who thinks he’s the best, but everyone knows he’s just pretending.
He said he could beat up anyone, but ran when a kid challenged him.
He called himself a legend, but got scared when someone said they had a gun.
He talked big, but then hid behind a tree when he saw a cop.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loke who’s so bad at being a gangster, he makes the whole gang look weak.
He tried to rob a bank, but got distracted by a soda machine.
He yelled at the whole block, but then cried when someone talked back.
He called himself a king, but got kicked out of the gang for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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