g lock syndrome

Fresh Trending
#beauty#ugliness#randomness

2 views · Added 3d ago · 6 definitions

1
When you beat up a guy and he sometimes looks like a hot mess and other times looks like a smelly old sock.
I broke his nose and he looked like a pretty boy. Then he sneezed and looked like a swamp rat.
He got knocked down and looked like a movie star. Then he stood up and looked like a raccoon with a broken radio.
He got hit and looked like a prince. Then he tripped and looked like a pile of wet trash.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
2
When you punch a guy and he switches between looking like a model and a dirty sock.
He got knocked out and looked like a celebrity. Then he came back and looked like a kid who just woke up from a nap.
He looked like a rock star after the first hit. Then he looked like a soggy pizza after the second hit.
He got hit and looked like a god. Then he looked like a guy who just ate a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
3
When you hit a guy and he flips between looking like a hot guy and a total mess.
He looked like a movie star after the first punch. Then he looked like a guy who just fell into a mud pit.
He looked like a king after the first hit. Then he looked like a dog who just ate a whole bag of chips.
He looked like a prince after the first punch. Then he looked like a man who just got run over by a bus.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
4
When you knock the crap out of a guy and he sometimes looks like a hot guy and other times looks like a total disaster.
He got hit and looked like a movie star. Then he looked like a man who just got hit by a truck.
He looked like a king after the first hit. Then he looked like a guy who just fell into a pile of garbage.
He looked like a heartthrob after the first punch. Then he looked like a guy who just ate a whole pizza and ran into a wall.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
5
When you beat up a guy and he sometimes looks like a handsome guy and other times looks like a total mess.
He looked like a model after the first hit. Then he looked like a guy who just woke up from a nap.
He looked like a prince after the first punch. Then he looked like a man who just fell into a mud pit.
He looked like a movie star after the first hit. Then he looked like a guy who just got run over by a bus.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
6
When you beat the snot out of a guy and he switches between looking like a hot guy and a total disaster.
He looked like a celebrity after the first hit. Then he looked like a guy who just fell into a pile of trash.
He looked like a prince after the first punch. Then he looked like a man who just ate a whole pizza.
He looked like a heartthrob after the first hit. Then he looked like a guy who just got hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
xs