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A person who bets everything they own and still yells at the dice like they owe them money.

I bet my last $20 on red and lost. Now I'm gonna kick the roulette table.

He bet his wedding ring and lost. Now he's dating a slot machine.

She bet her cat's life on a poker hand and lost. The cat is now a prisoner of the casino.

Someone who can't keep their hands off the craps table and thinks the dice are cheating them.

He’s been rolling for 12 hours and still thinks the dice are out to get him.

She bet her phone on a roll and now she’s texting with a broken screen.

He lost his job and his dog because he bet both on a craps roll.

A person who thinks they’re a genius and will bet their entire savings on a single bet.

He bet his college fund on a single roulette spin. He lost and now he’s gonna fail life.

She bet her rent money on a poker game and now she’s living in a cardboard box.

He bet his girlfriend’s cat on a craps roll and now the cat is stuck in a slot machine.

A person who can't stop betting and will try to bet on anything, even the color of the sky.

He bet on the color of the sky and lost because it was cloudy.

She bet on the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll and lost.

He bet on whether the pizza would be hot or cold and lost because it was lukewarm.

Someone who is so addicted to gambling they think the casino is their second home and the dealer is their best friend.

He lives at the casino and the dealer brings him coffee every morning.

She got a tattoo of the slot machine and now it’s her new best friend.

He left his wife for the casino and now he’s married to a slot machine.

A person who will bet on anything, even if it’s not worth it, just because they’re too proud to admit they’re wrong.

He bet his entire paycheck on a single hand of poker because he didn’t want to look bad.

She bet her car on a coin toss and now she’s walking everywhere.

He bet his mom’s favorite hat on a craps roll and now it’s stuck in a slot machine.