g-lar

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A stupid way to call someone when you can't remember their name and are too lazy to ask. It’s like calling a dog ‘the thing that barks’ because you’re too dumb to remember it’s named ‘Baxter.’
Hey g-lar, did you eat my pizza? I’m gonna eat your face if you did.
My friend said, ‘I’m talking to g-lar again. I still don’t know who that is.’
At the bar, the guy next to me said, ‘I’m gonna drink until I forget who g-lar is.’
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A person who takes good things and turns them into a disaster. Like when you’re at a buffet and they decide to mix everything together and call it ‘food.’
My boss is a g-lar. He turned our project into a mess and now we’re all crying in the break room.
My sister is a g-lar. She took my cake and turned it into a meatball casserole.
My dog is a g-lar. He ate my homework and my shoes and my dignity.
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