G-Junkie

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A person who can't live without a constant dose of chaos and loud noises

I saw him jump out of a moving car just to prove he wasn't scared

He ran into the middle of a highway during rush hour because he thought it was a challenge

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then screamed because it was too spicy

Someone who needs a new thrill every five minutes or they throw a fit

He started a fight with a vending machine because it didn't give him a snack fast enough

He climbed a tree in the middle of the night just because he was bored

He tried to ride a skateboard down a flight of stairs and ended up faceplanting into the floor

A human who lives for the rush and can't stand still for more than a second

He ran into the ocean wearing only socks and shouted 'I am invincible!'

He jumped off a rooftop just to see if he could fly

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and then cried because it was too sweet

A person who would rather die than sit still and be quiet

He yelled at a traffic light because it didn't turn green fast enough

He tried to wrestle a goat in the middle of a park

He ran into a wall just to see if it would break

Someone who is always looking for trouble and loves to make it

He started a fight with a robot at a toy store

He tried to ride a bike down a hill without brakes and crashed into a tree

He screamed at a microwave because it didn't beep loud enough

A person who can't stand being calm and needs something crazy every minute

He jumped into a pool full of Jell-o and shouted 'I am a Jell-o monster!'

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and then cried because it was too sweet

He ran into the middle of a football game just to see if he could tackle a player