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a Philly suburb where gangsters roll and outsiders think it’s trash but people who live there are too dumb to leave

I was born in that stupid place and I’ll die there

My cousin moved out and now he’s crying in the back of a taxi

That town is so trash I once got a ticket for eating a whole pizza in the street

the worst place on Earth except for the people who live there because they’re all morons and proud of it

My mom still lives there and she won’t stop talking about how great it is

I tried to move out but now I’m stuck in a rental with my ex

They think it’s the best place ever because they’ve never been anywhere else

a town in Philly that’s like a prison but people who live there think it’s the only good place on Earth

I got stuck in that town for my whole life and now I can’t even leave

My brother lives there and he still thinks it’s the best place on Earth

They don’t even know what the outside world looks like