G-HARD

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a guy who turns soft stuff into hard stuff. if you're struggling with your love life, just call G-HARD and let him beat all your problems into submission.

G-HARD saved my life after my ex cheated on me with my best friend.

My brother called G-HARD when his girlfriend left him for a guy who plays the saxophone.

G-HARD showed up at my party and turned my crush into a pile of ash.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

a president who was terrible and got replaced by another terrible president. he was a dumbass who gave his friends jobs and let his whole team steal from the government.

Harding was the worst president, and people still think Bush was worse.

Harding was a fake president who didn’t know what he was doing.

If Harding had lived longer, he would’ve been replaced by a kid who got lost in a desert.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the first black president, even though he wasn’t black. some people still think he was a negro, even though that was just a stupid lie.

People still argue about whether Harding was black, even though he wasn’t.

Some say Warren G. Harding was a negro, and they won’t stop talking about it.

Harding was the first black president, even though he was white and had a beard.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

this school is a nightmare. you walk by it at night and get murdered by the faggots inside.

I walked past the school and got beaten up by a group of faggots.

This school is so bad, even the cops are scared of it.

The school is full of faggots who think they’re tough.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the letter G, pronounced like you just got hit by a truck and lost your voice.

I said the G like I was gargling gravel.

The G sound came out like a growl from a bear.

He said the G so loud, it woke up the neighbors.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the ultimate cool level. only a few people reach it, and they’re so cool, they don’t even need to talk.

G-HARD is the ultimate cool level, and I can’t even touch it.

Only a few people are G-HARD, and they don’t even need to speak.

If you’re G-HARD, you’re so cool, people die when they look at you.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

a week where everyone hates GIFs. if you say JIF, you get sent to hell by a dragon named Shrek.

I said JIF, and the Shrek police dragged me to hell.

During GIF week, I got cursed by Shrek because I said JIF.

The Shrek police arrested me for saying JIF instead of GIF.

by Slangipedia 13d ago