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In the Year FC 60, people live in giant space shitholes that spin around Earth. Every four years, countries send their biggest meatheads to fight in a robot tournament called Gundam. Domon Kashuu is sent by Neo-Japan, but he's not there to win, he's there to find his brother, who killed their parents and stole a super-duper evil robot called the Dark Gundam.
Bro, why is Domon fighting? He just wants his brother back and to get revenge on that psycho.
This Gundam thing is way better than watching my dad play video games all day.
I wish my life was as cool as Domon's. I just fight my mom for the last slice of pizza.