g-g-g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT

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the gangsta phrase that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your mouth tastes like regret

I said 'g-g-g-g-g-g-g-G-UNIT' so hard my teeth started talking to me.

My little brother tried to say it and just cried like a baby.

I said it in the middle of math class and the teacher gave me a pop quiz on how to survive a bear attack.

a phrase so loud it could wake up the dead and make your mom check if you're still alive

I said it in the hallway and the janitor started singing along.

My friend tried to say it and his voice broke like a chocolate bar.

I said it during a Zoom call and my grandma asked if I was being haunted.

the gangsta phrase that turns your tongue into a hot dog and your brain into a popcorn machine

I said it so fast my tongue got stuck in my mouth like a raccoon in a bag.

My cousin said it and his face turned red like a tomato on fire.

I said it in the middle of a movie and the guy next to me yelled, 'What the heck is wrong with you?'

the gangsta phrase that sounds like you're trying to say something but your mouth is on strike

I said it and my mouth looked like it was fighting a war.

My dog heard me say it and started barking like he saw a ghost.

I said it in a restaurant and the waiter gave me a free cookie for trying to kill the silence.

the gangsta phrase that could make a statue cry and a dragon laugh

I said it so hard the statue in the park started sniffling.

My friend said it and the dragon in my video game yelled, 'That was fire!'

I said it at my dad's birthday party and he said I was louder than his old boombox.