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A girl who is your friend but also your biggest crush. She might kiss you if you say something stupid.
'You're the best friend I've ever had.' She kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
'Why are you still single?' 'Because my g-friend won't stop making me feel like a loser.'
He said, 'I'm just her friend.' She said, 'You're also my crush. You're also my bestie. You're also my ex.'