g-force jesus

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when a holy roller speeds like a maniac and their cheap plastic jesus in the back window gets whipped around like a dog on a leash and gets punished with g's.
My uncle ran a red light so hard Jesus in the back window screamed.
My cousin’s Jesus looked like he was about to throw up.
My mom’s Jesus got so dizzy he fell off the window.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when a religious person drives like a drunk kid on a sugar high and their jesus in the back window gets flung around like a rag doll and gets g's.
My dad’s Jesus looked like he had a concussion.
My brother’s Jesus was flung so hard he hit the back of the seat.
My sister’s Jesus got flung so hard he fell on the floor.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when a religious person drives like a madman and their jesus in the back gets thrown around like a chia pet and gets g's.
My cousin’s Jesus looked like he had a chia pet brain.
My brother’s Jesus got flung so hard he looked like a chia pet in a hurricane.
My dad’s Jesus got thrown around like he was in a blender.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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