Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

How much gravity slaps your body like a fat kid in a candy store.

I felt like I was being crushed by a giant pie when the roller coaster looped.

My stomach went to the moon and back during that G-Force ride.

My brain screamed, 'I don't want to be a human pretzel anymore!'

2

New York Giants fans are G-Force. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

At the game, the G-Force roared so loud, the quarterback had to whisper to the ref.

They chant so much, the stadium is like a giant meat grinder.

They’re so loud, the Giants think they’re the ones playing, not the team.

3

G-Force is the dumbest class ever. It’s for kids who think adding two numbers is a superpower.

BOBO tried to solve 2+2 and cried like a baby.

The teacher said, 'If you don’t get this, you’ll never pass math.'

G-Force is like being stuck in a math jail with no escape.

4

G-Force is a show about ninja boys who fight aliens and think they’re cool.

They wear silly outfits and fight robots like it’s a Tuesday.

The ninjas are so overrated, they think they’re the best at everything.

They scream, ‘Gatchaman!’ like it’s a magic word that makes aliens cry.

5

G-Force is when someone threatens you with sex if you don’t do what they say.

He said, 'Do this or I’ll kiss you like a grandma.'

She promised me sex if I passed the test. I failed, but I still got a kiss.

He said, 'I’ll make you my girlfriend if you shut up.' I shut up. He didn’t make good on his promise.

6

G-Force is the dumbest group of people who think they’re tough just because they like a football team.

They wear stupid jerseys and yell like they’re in a war.

They think they’re tough, but they cried when the team lost.

They’re so loud, the players think they’re the ones playing.

7

G-Force is a video card that makes your computer look like it’s from the future.

My computer was so slow, it took me a week to boot up.

The graphics were so good, I thought I was in a movie.

My game looked like a potato. That’s what I call G-Force.