G for P

"I’m G for P, so I don’t care if you’re ugly, I’ll take you any day."

He said he was G for P, but he ran when I showed up.

My boss is G for P. He’ll do anything for a raise, even if it means being my coworker’s new boyfriend."

"I’m writing a G! P story. It’s about a girl with a penis who loves pizza."

She kept saying it was G! P, but it was just a girl who liked to dress like a boy.

He sent me a G! P fanfic. It was 50 pages of a girl with a penis fighting a dragon."

He said it was ground & pound. I think he just wanted to punch me in the face.

She screamed through the whole ground & pound. I think she broke a rib.

He did ground & pound for an hour. I think he forgot how to breathe."

"This fic is G for P. It’s about a girl with a penis who loves another girl with a penis."

She said it was G for P. I thought it was just a girl who liked to wear pants.

He told me it was G for P, but it was just a girl who liked to take selfies with her penis."

"Georgia Pacific is the worst. They make me be gay for pay just to make more money."

I got fired by Georgia Pacific. They said I was a lying maggot.

They said Georgia Pacific was evil, but I think they’re right."

"That skodewurd is a G. He stole my girlfriend."

He’s a G. He plays video games all day and hates anything old.

I don’t like the G. He’s cool but he stole my girl."

"It’s G for P. You’ll figure it out after I punch you."

She said it was G for P. I didn’t figure it out until I was on the floor.

He told me it was G for P. I figured it out when he stole my lunch."