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When crooks get praised like saints after they die even if they were total jerks and the system they hated was just giving them a hard time.
The guy who robbed banks 20 times got a statue in the park. Everyone cheers like he was a hero.
My cousin got shot and now they call him a martyr. He was just high and stupid.
They put the criminal on a billboard. He was a total piece of garbage.
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When criminals are treated like they’re saints after they die even though they were just screwing over the system they claimed to hate.
The thief who stole from the poor got a parade. Everyone clapped like he was Jesus.
They called the killer a hero. He was just a dumb kid with a gun.
The gang leader got a monument. He was just a troublemaker.
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When jerks who robbed people get praised to the moon after they die even if they were just a pain in the ass and the system they hated was giving them a hard time.
The criminal who robbed the school got a T-shirt. Everyone wore it like it was cool.
My uncle got a medal. He was just a drunk man who stole a sandwich.
The crook who ran from the cops got a statue. He was just a lazy bum.
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When bad guys get hailed like they saved the world after they croaked even if they were just a mess and the system they hated was making their life hard.
The criminal who stole from his own family got a banner. Everyone said he was a hero.
They put the killer on a poster. He was just a kid who didn't know what he was doing.
The thief who stole a pizza got a statue. He was just hungry and stupid.
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When crooks are treated like kings after they die even if they were just a pain and the system they hated was just being a pain to them.
The criminal who robbed the bank got a parade. Everyone clapped like he was royalty.
They called the killer a hero. He was just a kid with a gun and no life.
The thief who stole the principal's coffee got a trophy. He was just bored.
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When criminals get all the glory after they die even though they were just a mess and the system they claimed to hate was just making their life harder.
The thief who stole from the rich got a statue. Everyone said he was a hero.
They called the killer a legend. He was just a dumb kid with a gun.
The crook who stole a sandwich got a T-shirt. He was just hungry.
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