g-fling

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A girl who's like your girlfriend but not really your girlfriend and still texts you at 2 a. m. just to say she's thinking about you.

Hey, I just had a dream about you. It was weird. You had a beard.

You're my favorite g-fling. The others are just distractions.

I'm not your girlfriend. I'm just your g-fling. Your ex is my sister. It's complicated.

A girl who's like your girlfriend but not really your girlfriend and still sends you nudes just to prove she's not your girlfriend.

You're my g-fling. My ex is your ex. We're all just pretending we're not confused.

I sent you a photo. You're welcome. Now stop calling me your girlfriend.

If I was your girlfriend, I'd have a better phone plan.

A girl who's like your girlfriend but not really your girlfriend and still shows up uninvited to your birthday party just to make your ex jealous.

Your ex is coming to my birthday. I didn't invite her. I just wanted to ruin her day.

I showed up at your party. Your ex looked confused. I looked cool.

Your ex is my ex. Your birthday is my revenge.

A girl who's like your girlfriend but not really your girlfriend and still texts you during class just to make your teacher mad.

Your teacher is mad. I'm not sorry. Your ex is my ex.

I texted you during math. Your teacher gave me a detention. It was worth it.

Your teacher said I'm the worst student. I said she's the worst ex.

A girl who's like your girlfriend but not really your girlfriend and still texts you at work just to make your boss mad.

Your boss is mad. I'm not sorry. Your ex is my ex.

I texted you during the meeting. Your boss gave me a warning. It was worth it.

Your boss said I'm the worst employee. I said she's the worst ex.

A girl who's like your girlfriend but not really your girlfriend and still texts you during dinner just to make your mom mad.

Your mom is mad. I'm not sorry. Your ex is my ex.

I texted you during dinner. Your mom gave me a lecture. It was worth it.

Your mom said I'm the worst kid. I said she's the worst ex.