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When you're too lazy to remember something and just rip off the answer from Google like it's your ex's phone number.

'What's the capital of France?' 'I don't know. I'll just Google it.'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'Because I looked it up.'

'What's 2+2?' 'Four. I Googled it.'

The act of pretending you're smart by using Google instead of actually knowing the answer.

'What's the square root of 16?' 'I looked it up. I'm not dumb.'

'What's the meaning of life?' 'I Googled it. I'm not a philosopher.'

'What's the opposite of hot?' 'Cold. I had to look it up.'

When you're too dumb to remember anything and just let Google do your thinking for you.

'What's the formula for area of a circle?' 'I had to Google it. I'm not a math genius.'

'Who wrote Hamlet?' 'I looked it up. I'm not Shakespeare.'

'What's the plural of mouse?' 'Mice. I had to Google it.'

The shameful habit of using Google to avoid looking like an idiot when someone asks you a question.

'What's the speed of light?' 'I looked it up. I didn't want to sound stupid.'

'Who's the president of the United States?' 'I Googled it. I'm not a politician.'

'What's the name of this song?' 'I had to Google it. I'm not a DJ.'

When you're too weak to remember even the simplest things and just let Google take over your brain.

'What's 5 times 5?' 'I had to Google it. My brain's dead.'

'What's the largest planet?' 'I looked it up. I'm not a scientist.'

'What's the opposite of happy?' 'Sad. I had to Google it.'