G Fizzy

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A total baller who looks like a king with a hose and a computer. They ride waves, write code, and do random sex like it’s a side gig.

Yo, that G Fizzy just pulled a triple backflip on a wakeboard and then texted me a whole Python script.

She got three guys to line up for sex at the same time. That’s how good she is.

He coded a whole game in one night and still had time to flirt with my mom.

Someone who’s so rich and cool, they could buy a planet and still have time to mess with your head.

That G Fizzy just bought a spaceship and invited me to the party. I showed up in flip-flops.

He had a wakeboard, a computer, and a date. I had a sandwich.

She turned my whole math class into a dating app. That’s G Fizzy.

The type of person who’s got skills so good, they can make a robot blush and still have time to eat your lunch.

That G Fizzy just hacked the school system and made the principal wear a unicorn hat.

He woke up, coded a video game, and got six girls to line up for him.

She ate my whole lunch and then sent me a love letter in binary.