G five

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A high five to the forehead like your head just got whacked with a sack of bricks. It’s like the commercial where the guy gets hit with a brick and says, ‘Coulda had a V-8.’
My cousin hit me with a G five and said, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger brain.’
At the bar, my friend gave me a G five and asked, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
My mom gave me a G five and said, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger lunch.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns, the five things you need to survive when the world goes to hell. Gold for the rich, Ground so you don’t get evicted, Gasoline to run, Grub to eat, and Guns to shoot people who bother you.
My dad said, ‘If the world collapses, I’m getting Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns.’
My teacher said, ‘You need the five Gs to survive the apocalypse.’
My friend said, ‘I’m getting Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns because I’m ready for the end times.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Gay Guys get Great Girls, it’s like the gay guys are the ones who know where the best girls hang out, and the girls can’t help but be attracted to them, even if they’re just hanging out at the mall.
My friend said, ‘Gay Guys get Great Girls, and I’m just here to watch.’
At the mall, I saw a gay guy talking to a girl and said, ‘That’s the G five.’
My cousin said, ‘Gay Guys get Great Girls, and I’m just here to admire.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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