Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face.

I G-fied UP so hard I tried to drink my socks.

She G-fied UP and married a toilet.

He G-fied UP and tried to dance with a wall.

2

Drinking until your brain turns to soup and your liver cries for help.

I G-fied UP and my dog started talking to me.

She G-fied UP and tried to eat a lamp.

He G-fied UP and forgot his own name.

3

Partying so hard you think you're a superhero, but you're just really wasted.

I G-fied UP and tried to fly off a roof.

She G-fied UP and started a karate match with a couch.

He G-fied UP and tried to talk to a ghost.

4

Smoking so much you think you're a dragon, but you're just really stoned.

I G-fied UP and my smoke made a cloud that flew away.

She G-fied UP and tried to breathe fire on her neighbor.

He G-fied UP and thought he was a wizard.

5

Getting so wasted you're not even sure if you're alive or just pretending.

I G-fied UP and tried to text my ghost.

She G-fied UP and started singing to a chair.

He G-fied UP and tried to hug a tree.

6

Drinking, partying, and smoking until you're one big mess with a smile.

I G-fied UP and my mess was bigger than my house.

She G-fied UP and spilled a whole lake of soda.

He G-fied UP and tried to eat a table.