Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A six-stringed instrument that makes your life a mess

My guitar broke again. I'm gonna beat it with a hammer.

I tried to play the g fiddle, but it just cried.

My brother called my guitar a g fiddle. I called him a f***ing moron.

2

A fancy way to say your six-stringed torture device

This g fiddle is louder than my mom's voice.

I took my g fiddle to school. The teacher sent me to the principal.

I tried to play my g fiddle. It made my dog scream.

3

What you call a guitar when you're too lazy to say it

I call my guitar a g fiddle because I'm too lazy to say it.

My friend's guitar is a g fiddle. He's too lazy to say it.

I said g fiddle instead of guitar. My teacher gave me a detention.

4

A six-stringed instrument that you yell at when it doesn't sound good

I yelled at my g fiddle. It didn't even care.

My g fiddle is broken, and I'm not fixing it.

I screamed at my g fiddle. It screamed back.

5

A guitar that your friend calls a g fiddle just to be annoying

My friend calls my guitar a g fiddle just to be annoying.

I asked why my guitar was called a g fiddle. He said, 'Because it's cool.'

My friend's g fiddle is just a guitar. He's just annoying.

6

A six-stringed instrument that your mom thinks you're wasting your time on

My mom said I was wasting my time on a g fiddle.

I play the g fiddle. My mom says I should be doing homework.

My mom took my g fiddle. I cried.