G-Fart

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When you bet your whole lunch money on a fart and it backfired.
My uncle did a G-Fart during a poker game and lost his Nintendo. No one ever forgave him.
She bet her last tampon on a G-Fart and got embarrassed in front of the whole class.
He tried to impress his crush with a G-Fart and ended up getting detention.
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A fart so loud it could make a grown man cry and a girl blush.
I heard a G-Fart in the hallway and my face turned red like a tomato.
During the school play, the actor did a G-Fart and the whole audience laughed.
My brother did a G-Fart in the car and my mom nearly crashed.
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A nickname for someone who stares at kids in the bathroom like they’re a snack.
My friend’s cousin is a G-Fart because he peeks at kids in the bathroom every day.
That guy at the mall is a G-Fart, he stares at little kids like they’re cookies.
My teacher called the principal a G-Fart for peeking in the girls' room.
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