g-face

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That ugly face some sluts make when they think they’re getting laid. Like they’re trying to say the letter G but it’s coming out like a broken recorder. Teeth clenched, lips open, and they hiss like a cat that just got stepped on.

My cousin made a G-face when she saw her ex at the mall. It was like she was trying to choke a man with her tongue.

My sister does that face every time she eats a taco. It’s like she’s suffering.

My neighbor’s dog does a G-face when he sees a vacuum. It’s adorable and terrifying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Short for ‘Gansta’s Face.’ A man who looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster and then took a hit of a bad drug.

My uncle has a G-face. He looks like he’s been living in a sewer for 20 years.

My friend’s dad has a G-face. He smells like a dead raccoon.

My brother’s dog has a G-face. It’s like it’s been kicked by a donkey.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The worst face in the universe. It’s like someone took a punch to the face and then made it permanent. You don’t want to be near someone with a G-face. They’re like a cursed emoji.

My teacher has a G-face. She looks like she’s been yelled at by a dragon.

My cousin’s cat has a G-face. It’s like it’s been hit by a truck.

My grandma has a G-face. She looks like she’s been eating dirt for 100 years.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A man who can’t grow a single hair on his face. It’s like he’s been shaved by a tornado and then left out in the sun.

My dad has a G-face. He’s got more hair on his head than on his face.

My friend’s brother has a G-face. He looks like he got a face full of razors.

My neighbor has a G-face. He’s got a face like a baby.

by Slangipedia 3d ago