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When someone gives your stuff a new name just to piss you off

My phone is now called 'The Wailing Brick', thanks, Karen.

My sandwich got renamed 'The Lunch of Shame' by my boss.

My dog’s name is now 'Sir Biscuit the Third', I didn’t ask for that.

The G-effect is when a brain-dead human reposts the same stupid meme again and again because no one laughed at it and they’re too dumb to notice

'This cat meme is the best thing ever!', said by 12 people who all reposted it 7 times.

The same meme was reposted 14 times in one chat, and no one laughed once.

The meme was posted at 3 AM. It was about a dog. No one said anything.

Changing any 'ee' in a name to 'gh' to make it sound like a dumb wizard’s name

'Lee' becomes 'Lgh', because that’s how you make a name sound stupid.

Your name is 'Mee', now it’s 'Mgh', nice.

‘See’ is now ‘Sgh’, like a wizard from a bad movie.

When you take a totally average person and make them feel like they just won the lottery because you said yes to their dumb idea

'You’re the best!', said to a guy who brought a 20-year-old PowerPoint to a meeting.

He thought his idea was genius. It was just a picture of a cat with a hat.

He got promoted for suggesting the company should have a 'Week of Squares'.

When you get so tired of old guys yelling at you in the office that you want to scream or quit

'Why is this report not perfect? I’ve been here 30 years!', said by Mr. Bob, who still uses MS Paint.

He yelled at me for 10 minutes over a typo, and he’s the one who spelled 'everyday' wrong.

He called me 'kid', I am 28.

When a guy walks in and you instantly feel like you’re going to fail at life because he’s just that good-looking and smug

He walked in and I immediately texted my mom: 'I’m going to die.'

He smiled at me, I had a panic attack.

He just sat down and I lost my confidence for the rest of the day.