G-Dubz

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A double shocker that’s even worse than a shocker. It’s like two in the pink, two in the stink, and the pinkies are so tickled they’re about to cry. It’s also what you call George W. Bush because he looks like a W with a bad hair day.
I woke up with G-Dubz and a hangover. My morning was a disaster.
My mom got G-Dubz and cried in the kitchen.
My dog got G-Dubz and ran in circles like a maniac.
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George Washington, but shorter. Like, really short. So short he could fit in a lunchbox and still have room for a sandwich.
My history teacher said G-Dubz was George Washington for short. I fell asleep.
I called my dad G-Dubz and he yelled at me.
My brother said G-Dubz was a nickname. I said no, it was a curse.
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A guy who’s low on magnesium, has a boof haircut, uses Tinder to find his wife, and listens to music that makes you want to scream. He’s a total cuck, but sometimes he’s funny.
My uncle is G-Dubz. He tried to find his wife on Tinder and failed.
My friend’s cousin is G-Dubz. He listens to music that’s worse than my mom’s karaoke.
I saw G-Dubz at the mall. He was crying because his boof haircut fell out.
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