Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A friend so good they might as well be your brother and your mom’s new boyfriend

G-Dogg! You’re the only one who survives my hangovers

G-Dogg, I’ll take your pizza over your ex’s drama any day

G-Dogg, you’re the reason I still have a brain

2

A friend who shows up when you need them most and leaves when you need them least

G-Dogg, you showed up with tacos during my breakup

G-Dogg, you left me with a text saying ‘see you later’

G-Dogg, you’re the only one who eats my leftovers

3

A friend who is basically your sidekick in life’s biggest messes

G-Dogg, you helped me steal the last cookie from the jar

G-Dogg, you’re the one who took my blame when I failed math

G-Dogg, you’re the only one who still talks to me after I texted ‘brb’ for a week

4

A friend who’s so good they might as well be your personal hype man and your uncle’s new roommate

G-Dogg, you hype me up before my big presentation

G-Dogg, you’re the one who told my uncle to stop eating my cereal

G-Dogg, you’re the only one who still laughs at my jokes

5

A friend so loyal they would fight your enemies and eat your snacks when you’re not looking

G-Dogg, you fought my brother’s friend in the hallway

G-Dogg, you ate my snack and blamed the dog

G-Dogg, you’re the only one who still talks to me after I said ‘you’re annoying’

6

A friend who is basically your personal cheerleader and your mom’s new best friend

G-Dogg, you cheered me on during my track meet

G-Dogg, you’re the one who told my mom I was ‘adorable’

G-Dogg, you’re the only one who still talks to me after I said ‘you’re loud’