G Dog Syndrome

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A dog that looks like it was born with a rich person’s head and a poor person’s body. It’s like heaven gave it a face and hell gave it a body.
My dog looks like it got a face lift from a rich kid and a body from a trash can.
This dog has a model head and a street dog body. It’s like a beauty pageant loser.
My dog looks like it was born in a palace but grew up in a sewer.
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When a dog has a fancy head but the rest of it is a disaster. It’s like a rich kid who can’t afford shoes.
This dog looks like it went to a fancy school but got kicked out for being a mess.
It’s got a Dalmatian face but the rest of it is like a trash can.
My dog has a head like a prince and a body like a prisoner.
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A dog that looks like it was dressed for a party but got stuck in a landfill. It’s got a good face and a bad body.
This dog looks like it was ready for a prom but ended up in a dump.
It’s got a Dalmatian face but the rest of it is like a dog that got hit by a truck.
My dog is like a celebrity with a bad fitness trainer.
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