g-dog

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Your best friend. The one who will help you rob a bank or just help you steal a candy bar from the store.
Yo, that g-dog just robbed the gas station with me. We got $20 and a bag of chips.
That g-dog is my homie. He even stole my lunch money.
If I didn't have my g-dog, I'd be the weakest link.
2
A very holy man. He gives sermons and sometimes you feel like you're gonna cry or get a bad grade.
Father Greg Boyle gave a sermon so long I fell asleep in math class.
That g-dog made me feel guilty for eating a whole pizza.
I got a bad grade because I was daydreaming about that g-dog.
3
A real gangster pimp. If you don't respect a g-dog, they might slap your face or steal your phone.
That g-dog slapped me for not tipping him enough.
I saw that g-dog steal my phone and my snack.
He's got a pimp hand so strong, it could break a table.
4
A guy who took his name and made it short because people kept calling him gay.
My g-dog is named Greg, but now he's just G.
He changed his name because people kept teasing him.
That g-dog got tired of being called gay and now he's just G.
5
When you sneak out to smoke weed and pretend you're not doing anything bad.
I said I was going to the store, but I was just going to smoke.
That g-dog snuck out like he was on a mission.
He said he was going to get ice cream, but he was just going to smoke.
6
A guy who looks, talks, and acts like a grandpa. He probably still has a dog face.
That g-dog looks like my grandpa and he still has a dog face.
He talks like my grandpa and he even wears the same clothes.
I saw that g-dog eat a whole pie like my grandpa.
7
Your best friend who you like to butt plug in the butt.
That g-dog is my best friend and I butt plug him every day.
He lets me butt plug him in the back of the bus.
I butt plug my g-dog so hard, he got a bruise.
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