Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone roasts you so hard you feel like your face is on fire

My mom called me a hairball and said I smelled like a gym sock. G-depp.

My crush said I looked like a raccoon in a pizza box. G-depp.

My teacher said my essay was worse than a cat’s homework. G-depp.

2

when someone talks trash about you like you're their worst enemy

My cousin said I was the worst pizza in the world. G-depp.

My friend called me a failed experiment. G-depp.

My ex said I was the reason his dog cried. G-depp.

3

when someone makes you feel like you just ate a whole plate of soggy cereal

My brother said I was the worst video game ever. G-depp.

My neighbor said I was louder than a fire alarm. G-depp.

My dog said I smelled like a garbage can. G-depp.

4

when someone gives you a diss so hard it feels like you got hit by a bus

My friend said I was the worst dancer in the world. G-depp.

My teacher said my math skills were worse than a baby’s. G-depp.

My mom said I was the reason the sun was tired. G-depp.

5

when someone calls you out like you're the main character of a horror movie

My crush said I was the worst singer in the world. G-depp.

My dad said I was the reason his coffee tasted bad. G-depp.

My friend said I was the worst at hide and seek. G-depp.

6

when someone roasts you so bad you want to run away and hide

My cousin said I was the worst athlete in the world. G-depp.

My teacher said my essay was worse than a cat’s nap. G-depp.

My mom said I was the reason the dog cried. G-depp.