G-DAD

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Your grandad but with more attitude and less patience for your dumbass mistakes.
My G-DAD yelled at me for spilling soda on his shoes. I died.
My G-DAD called my friend a 'fart-scented idiot' for no reason.
My G-DAD eats pizza for breakfast and calls it 'the holy meal.'
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A drip legend so legendary he could make a drip cry with just one glance.
My G-DAD walked in and the whole room shut up. He was that drip.
My G-DAD called my dog a 'fart-scented disgrace.' The dog cried.
My G-DAD once beat a man at chess with his eyes closed. That's how drip he is.
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A tax so unfair it makes the IRS look like a kid with a broken piggy bank.
My G-DAD tax was 20 bucks. I had to eat pizza for a week to pay it.
My G-DAD tax hit me when I turned 13. I cried.
My G-DAD tax is just him yelling at me for no reason. It's a scam.
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