Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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G-d is like God but with a side of laziness. Jews use it because they’re too scared to write the whole word and risk getting burned in hell.

My teacher wrote G-d on the board and said, 'Don’t you dare mess this up.'

My cousin’s homework had G-d written 10 times and got a C+

My mom said, 'If you write God, you’re gonna die in a fire.'

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G-d is how religious people spell God because they think writing the whole word is a death sentence. They’re like, 'I’d rather write G-d than go to hell.'

My friend’s essay had G-d everywhere and got an A+

My brother wrote G-d on his test and got a 100%.

My church uses G-d on every sign and nobody questions it.

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G-d is what some Jews use instead of God because they think the letter O is a curse. Who knows why, but it’s probably the devil’s work.

My teacher said, 'O is bad, so we write G-d.'

My friend’s brother drew G-d on the board and got in trouble.

My cousin’s mom said, 'O is a curse, and we don’t want that.'

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G-d is what Jews use instead of God because they think it’s a way to insult the devil. They’re probably all in on it.

My friend said, 'G-d is like a middle finger to the devil.'

My brother drew G-d on his homework and got an A+

My mom said, 'If you write God, you’re gonna get cursed.'

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G-d is short for God damn. It’s like the devil’s version of God. It’s also short for God. Talk about a double life.

My teacher said, 'G-d is short for God damn.'

My friend said, 'G-d is like God’s little brother.'

My cousin said, 'G-d is like a god with a swear.'

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G-d is a picture of God’s face with a halo and a tongue out. It’s like he’s saying, 'I’m gonna send you all to hell.'

My teacher drew G-d on the board and said, 'He’s mad at you.'

My friend said, 'G-d is like God throwing a fit.'

My cousin said, 'G-d is like a god with a face.'

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G-d is two black eyes. It comes from Chicago, Southside, and the Gangster Disciples. It’s like a punch in the face from God.

My teacher said, 'G-d is two black eyes.'

My friend got G-d from a gangster and said it hurt.

My cousin said, 'G-d is like a punch from God.'

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