G-Cylinder

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When someone is a huge ho and acts like they’ve got a pole up their butt and a sign that says 'Free Hugs and Farts.'
My cousin is a G-Cylinder. She flirted with my uncle at the grocery store.
That girl is a G-Cylinder. She kissed three guys in one day.
My mom called my sister a G-Cylinder after she left my dad for the mailman.
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A person who is so trashy they could be the main attraction at a dumpster fire and still get paid.
My neighbor is a G-Cylinder. She wore a shirt to work that said 'I love my boyfriend and my ex.'
That girl is a G-Cylinder. She dated two guys at the same time and didn’t even hide it.
My sister is a G-Cylinder. She got engaged on a Monday and broke up on a Tuesday.
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Someone who’s so low they could be the reason the sewer got a raise.
My friend is a G-Cylinder. She kissed her teacher in front of the whole class.
That girl is a G-Cylinder. She dated her brother and didn’t even know it was wrong.
My mom called my cousin a G-Cylinder after she left my dad for the pizza guy.
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A person who’s so slutty they could be the reason the school got a new principal.
My cousin is a G-Cylinder. She got into trouble for wearing a dress to math class.
That girl is a G-Cylinder. She kissed three guys in one hour.
My sister is a G-Cylinder. She dated two guys in the same day and told both of them she was single.
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When someone is so trashy they could be the reason the garbage truck got a raise.
My neighbor is a G-Cylinder. She wore a shirt that said 'I love my boyfriend and my ex.'
That girl is a G-Cylinder. She dated her mom’s boyfriend and didn’t even know it was wrong.
My friend is a G-Cylinder. She kissed her teacher in front of the whole school.
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