G cred

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What people see when they Google your name. If it shows up like a million times, you're legit. If it shows up once and it's a sketchy website, you're a fraud.
My Google Cred is so high, I got 10 pages of results when I searched my name. My ex got one page and it was a fan site.
He tried to Google my name and got a bunch of ads. That's not Cred, that's a scam.
My kid's Google Cred is just a photo of a cat wearing a crown. Not impressive.
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How much your name pops up when someone Googles you. The more you show up, the more people think you're a real deal.
I got 20 results when I Googled my name. My neighbor got 2 and it was a YouTube comment. That’s not Cred, that’s a side note.
She Googled me and got 3 pages of ads. That’s not Cred, that’s a money grab.
He Googled me and only got one result. That’s not Cred, that’s a ghost.
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Street Cred but for the top dogs in town. Only the top 1 or 2 get it. Everyone else is just trying to keep up.
He got G Cred because he was the top dog. The rest of us are just pantomiming the top dog.
She got G Cred because she was the best. The rest of us are just losers who think they're the best.
He got G Cred because he was the top 2. The rest of us are just trying to remember what the top 2 even is.
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