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A top secret thing that only the smartest spies know about
The spy knew the g cock was coming, but he didn't tell anyone
The g cock was hidden in the sandwich
She whispered the g cock into his ear during the mission
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A fat, loud, smelly whore who thinks she’s cool and loves getting all kinds of penis in her ass, mouth, or ears, and has a poonmuffin so bad it makes you want to vomit
She screamed in my face because I didn’t give her enough penis
She got a poonmuffin so big it took three towels to clean up
She took a whole load of penis in the ear and didn’t even flinch
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A huge, smelly c*nt who thinks she's funny but everyone else is just pretending
She told a joke so bad it made the dog cry
She laughed at her own punchline and no one else did
She said 'I’m funny' and the whole room left
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A big, ugly, smelly c*nt who hangs around funny people just to seem cool, but she’s not actually funny
She laughed at the punchline but it was just her farts
She tried to tell a joke but it was just her voice
She hung around the funny people but didn’t even get the joke
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