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A stupid spot in Agoura Hills where brain-dead posers hang out. It's just a dirty wall, broken trash, and junk that smells like a dead raccoon's dreams. You gotta hike through a creepy forest to find it. And trust me, you will regret it.
I walked through that forest like a man, and I came out like a raccoon.
That place is so gross, I peed on the wall to make it look cooler.
I saw a guy wearing a hat made of trash and he called me a poser.
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The most annoying YouTubers on Earth. They’re not from Tronno, but they live like Tronno trash. They flex all day, and they think they're cool. If you want to be a City G, you gotta look like one, makeup, Huaraches, and some random trash for good measure.
I wore makeup for three hours and still looked like a raccoon.
My Huaraches are so old, they smell like my mom’s cooking.
I flexed so hard, my hair looked like a raccoon’s tail.
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A dumb place called Gary, Indiana. It's where Michael Jackson lived. But it's also a place where your lies come back to haunt you. If you're dumb enough to get shot there, you get what you deserve.
I told my mom I was rich, and now I'm in Gary.
My lies came back like a raccoon in the middle of the night.
I got shot in Gary, and I still don't know why.
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Gary, Indiana, aka Gangster’s Island. It's where Michael Jackson lived. But it's also the worst place to be if you're stupid. If you get shot there, it's your fault. No one feels bad for you.
I got shot in Gary and still didn’t learn my lesson.
I went to Gary, and I came out like a raccoon.
I told my mom I was going to be rich, and now I'm in Gary.
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