Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you stick crap to crap like it’s a family reunion

I glued my shoes to my face. G-chillin’ is serious business.

My dog tried to eat my pants. Now they’re stuck together for life.

My mom glued her phone to her forehead. She’s g-chillin’ for the weekend.

2

the art of making everything stick together because you’re lazy and mean

I glued my cereal to the table. No more cleaning up.

My brother glued my sister’s hair to the ceiling. He’s a monster.

My dad glued his coffee to his hand. Now he can’t move.

3

when you use glue like it’s your best friend and your enemy

I glued my dog to the wall. He’s not moving. I win.

My sister glued my brother’s tongue to the floor. Classic g-chillin’.

I glued my pants to my feet. Now I’m stuck forever.

4

the moment you decide everything must be stuck together for no reason

I glued my mom’s keys to her head. She’s never getting them back.

My friend glued my phone to my face. I can’t see anything.

My brother glued my sister’s shoes to the floor. Now they’re stuck for life.

5

when you glue things together so hard, it’s like you’re in a war

I glued my dad’s hat to his head. He looked like a freak.

My sister glued my brother’s socks to his feet. He can’t walk.

I glued my dog’s tail to the floor. He’s stuck forever.