g-call

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A call so good it makes your brain shut down and your pants smell like regret.
"G-call," he said, like he just invented the wheel and forgot to wipe his ass.
"You just made a g-call," she said, while crying into her soup.
He made a g-call, and my dog walked out of the room and started singing opera.
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A call so good it makes your enemies jealous and your mom start a new religion.
"That was a g-call," he said, while his enemies started a fight in the grocery store.
She made a g-call and my mom now believes she’s the chosen one.
He made a g-call, and my dog now preaches to the chickens.
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A call so good it could wake the dead and make your dad cry like a baby.
He made a g-call, and my grandpa came back from the grave just to clap.
That was a g-call, and my dad cried so hard he got a rash.
She made a g-call, and the dead started a TikTok dance trend.
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A call so good it makes your brain feel like it just got hit by a truck and your pants smell like a dumpster fire.
He made a g-call, and my brain started screaming inside my head.
That was a g-call, and my pants now stink like a raccoon's worst nightmare.
She made a g-call, and my dog got a ticket for loud noises.
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