G Bundle

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A pile of cash so big it smells like your uncle's pants after he eats a whole pizza.
I just got a G Bundle from my homie. It was like a million dollars in a backpack.
The G Bundle was so big, it made the bank manager cry.
I dropped a G Bundle on the floor, and it made a loud *thud* like my cousin's face when he fails math.
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A group of people who look like they rolled out of a sock drawer and forgot to put on pants.
My cousin's G Bundle showed up at the mall wearing a shirt that reached his knees.
The G Bundle was so dressed up, they looked like they were going to a funeral instead of a party.
That G Bundle walked in, and I swear the whole store turned around.
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A whole bunch of black folks, like they all came from the same neighborhood and decided to show up at the same time.
The G Bundle showed up at the party, and it was like a whole block moved in.
My homie's G Bundle was so big, they had to bring a bus.
That G Bundle walked in, and the cops looked up like, 'Oh no, here we go again.'
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