Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hat that’s like a crown for your head but with more attitude and less brains.

My g-brim looks like it was stolen from a king’s closet.

That g-brim is so big, it’s practically a tent for my face.

I wore my g-brim to the store and the clerk asked if I was going camping.

2

A hat so big, it makes your head look like it’s hiding from the world.

My g-brim is so deep, it could hold a whole lake.

I wear my g-brim like it’s a shield for my face.

My g-brim is so wide, I could walk under it and still have room to dance.

3

A hat that’s like the emperor of all hats, with more flair and less patience.

That g-brim is so fancy, it should have a salary.

My g-brim is so deep, it’s got a secret life.

I wear my g-brim because I’m too cool for regular hats.

4

A hat that’s like a fortress for your head, built for drama and shade.

My g-brim is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

I wear my g-brim like it’s a statement, not a hat.

That g-brim is so deep, it could be a swimming pool for my face.

5

A hat that’s so big, it’s like your head is screaming for attention.

That g-brim is so wide, it could be a parking lot for my face.

I wear my g-brim because I’m too loud for normal hats.

My g-brim is so deep, it could hold a whole gang.