G-Boss

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The king of rappers. Everyone else is just trying to be him. He’s like a god, but with better rhymes and worse life choices.

My mom says I need to be G-Boss or I’ll end up in jail.

G-Boss is the only man who can make a grocery list sound like a rap battle.

I ate three burgers and still couldn’t rap like G-Boss.

He’s the main man. The whole world stops when he drops a new track. People cry, people scream, people throw their phones into the toilet.

I cried when G-Boss came out of the toilet wearing a crown.

My dog started barking at the radio like it was G-Boss.

I failed math because I was too busy trying to rap like G-Boss.

G-Boss is the reason why your teacher hates music. He’s the man, the legend, the guy who makes your parents yell at the TV.

My teacher said G-Boss is the reason why I failed spelling.

My parents yelled at the TV like it was G-Boss.

I drew G-Boss on the board and got sent to the principal’s office.

He’s the king of the streets. People bow to him. People cry when he leaves. He’s the only one who can make a pizza sound like a masterpiece.

I bowed to G-Boss and my knee hurt for a week.

I cried when he left the pizza shop.

My pizza was so good, it was like G-Boss was in it.

G-Boss is the ultimate man. He’s like a superhero, but with better lines and worse fashion choices.

I tried to be G-Boss but my socks were too messy.

My dog said G-Boss is the best man ever.

I drew G-Boss on my math test and got a D.