G-Body

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A 1980s GM car that lowriders love to tweak. It's the base for some of the most famous customized cars of all time.
My cousin’s G-Body is so low it looks like it’s about to kiss the ground.
That G-Body is smoother than my uncle’s Sunday morning coffee.
I saw a G-Body with so many chrome parts it looked like it was born in a glitter factory.
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When a G-Body gets a hard launch and goes sideways like it just got insulted by a truck.
That G-Body did the G-Body Shuffle like it was a dance-off at a jailhouse party.
The Shuffle happened so fast, I thought the car was trying to escape a cop.
The Shuffle was so epic, it made the whole drag strip laugh.
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Gangsters Don’t Dance. We Boogie! It’s a way of life, not a choice.
Gangsters don’t dance. We Boogie! That’s why the cops never catch us.
I told my kid, 'Don’t dance. Boogie!' Now he’s got a G-Body and a warrant.
Gangsters don’t dance. We Boogie! And we do it with style.
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