Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a ginger giving a blow job so bad it feels like being hit by a bag of bricks

i got a g-blob from my cousin and it was like getting punched by a loaf of bread

my teacher gave me a g-blob and i failed math because i was distracted

my dog got a g-blob and it ran away screaming

2

when a ginger takes a blow job and it's so messy it looks like a food fight

my brother got a g-blob and now his face is covered in ketchup

i saw my mom get a g-blob and it was like watching a tomato explosion

my friend got a g-blob and it came out of his nose

3

a blow job from a ginger that’s so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood

my neighbor got a g-blob and the whole block heard it

i got a g-blob and my dog started barking at the sound

my dad got a g-blob and my mom called the police

4

a ginger giving a blow job so slow it feels like watching paint dry

my uncle got a g-blob and it took him an hour to finish

i got a g-blob and i fell asleep mid-blow job

my friend got a g-blob and it felt like time travel

5

a blow job from a ginger that smells like old socks and garlic

my sister got a g-blob and it smelled like my grandma's sock drawer

i got a g-blob and i started coughing from the smell

my dog got a g-blob and ran away in disgust

6

a ginger giving a blow job so intense it feels like being electrocuted

my brother got a g-blob and he started twitching like a robot

i got a g-blob and it felt like my brain was on fire

my friend got a g-blob and he screamed like a baby