Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So good it makes your brain feel like it just got a gold star and a free soda.

That cake? G Bling. I ate it and now my pants are tight.

That concert was G Bling. I almost peed my pants from happiness.

That pizza was G Bling. I almost married it.

2

So awesome it could make a dog bark and a cat throw up.

That movie was G Bling. I laughed so hard my brother cried.

That party was G Bling. I almost forgot how to breathe.

That game was G Bling. I beat my cousin and he cried like a baby.

3

So good it should be in a museum and also get a raise.

That music was G Bling. I danced like no one was watching and no one was.

That joke was G Bling. I laughed so much my mom took a picture.

That dessert was G Bling. I ate it and now I’m rich (in calories).

4

So awesome it could make your teacher cry and your principal proud.

That test was G Bling. I got a 100 and my dog got a treat.

That outfit was G Bling. I looked like a king and my hat looked like it was rich.

That movie was G Bling. I watched it twice and my brother watched it once.

5

So good it could make your dog happy and your cat jealous.

That snack was G Bling. I ate it and my dog ate my homework.

That video was G Bling. I watched it and my cat watched me.

That song was G Bling. I sang it and my neighbor cried.

6

So awesome it could make your mom proud and your dad mad.

That project was G Bling. I got an A and my brother got a D.

That game was G Bling. I won and my dad lost his temper.

That joke was G Bling. I laughed so hard my mom took a picture.