G Bar

I just got paid and I'm a G Bar. No joke. I could buy a donkey a sandwich.

My cousin said he's a G Bar and then spent all his money on a pizza. What a loser.

I saw a guy with a G Bar and he tried to buy the whole store. It was tragic.

I went to G Bar last night and Mazza’s were there. It was like a support group for sad people.

G Bar is the only place where Mazza’s don’t look like they’ve been hit by a bus.

Mazza’s showed up at G Bar and started crying. I didn’t know what to do.

That old neighborhood turned into a G Bar. Now it’s just rich people and coffee shops. Ugh.

My grandma’s old neighborhood is now a G Bar. She says it’s like a fancy version of hell.

They turned my old school into a G Bar. Now it’s just rich kids and coffee.