G-Baby Chode

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A chode so bad it's like a never-ending party in your pants. It's called G-Baby because it's huge and it can't deliver when it matters most.
Bro, I've been hitting this G-Baby since 7 AM and it's still just screaming at me.
My G-Baby is like a broken elevator, it goes up but it never comes down.
I tried to finish my pizza, but my G-Baby had other plans.
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A chode that never stops being a chode, like it's got a never-ending supply of stupid. It's called G-Baby because it's giant and it can't handle pressure.
This G-Baby is like my ex, always there, never good.
My G-Baby tried to take the lead, but it just tripped over its own ego.
I told my G-Baby to shut up, but it just got louder.
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A chode so constant it's like a bad habit you can't quit. G-Baby is the name because it's giant and it can't deliver when it needs to.
My G-Baby is like my job, it's always there, but it never pays.
I tried to leave my G-Baby alone, but it followed me to the grocery store.
My G-Baby is like my mom, it won't stop talking.
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A chode that doesn't know when to stop. G-Baby is the name because it's giant and it can't perform when it counts.
My G-Baby is like my phone, it's always on and it never stops buzzing.
I told my G-Baby to take a break, but it just kept going.
My G-Baby is like my dad, it just won't quit.
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