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A useless piece of trash who acts like they’re your best friend, but they’re just there because you gave them a sandwich once.
Bro, I didn’t even know you existed until you asked for my phone number at the gas station.
He’s the reason I have 13 unread messages from my mom.
He still thinks I’m cool even though I told him I hate his hat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A little twerp who follows you around like a lost puppy and tells everyone your secrets, even the ones you promised to keep.
He told my ex I was still into him, even though I said not to.
He posted my DMs on TikTok and called me a ‘legend’.
He’s the reason my mom now thinks I’m a gangster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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This kid is the future, and he’s already flexing like he’s the main character of a movie. He grew up in the worst part of town and still managed to be annoying.
He posts a video of himself eating a muffin and it goes viral.
He’s the reason my playlist now has 200 songs of him rapping about pizza.
He said he got a 100 on his math test and it was just a fluke.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy with a face like a baby who thinks he’s the king of the block. He’s always getting mad about small things and acting like he’s the most important person in the room.
He flipped out because I took his chair at the mall.
He called me a ‘wimp’ because I didn’t like his hat.
He’s the reason I now hate the word ‘king’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A bro who lives in the most dank spot ever and never leaves. He’s like the human version of a couch.
He’s been on the same couch for two years and still smells like pizza.
He told me he’s going to die on the couch and it’s a noble death.
He said he’s going to start a band called ‘The Couch’ and it’s official.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The baby version of Jesus, but he’s still got the same amount of patience as a toddler who just got his juice spilled on.
He came down from heaven and said I was ‘not the best’.
He told my mom I was ‘a disappointment’ and it was a miracle.
He’s still waiting for me to be good and it’s been 20 years.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A chode so constant it’s like he’s got a second job. He’s always trying to get in the clutch, but he can’t even get out of the starting line.
He showed up to my house at 3 a. m. and said ‘I’m here to stay.’
He said he had a ‘clutch moment’ and it was just him crying in the bathroom.
He told me he was going to be the next ‘clutch king’ and I laughed in his face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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