G-awaits

You: Why did you fail the test? G-awaits: I didn't fail. You just passed the pain test.

DM: Hey, you look cute. G-awaits: Thanks. You look like my ex's brother.

In class: Teacher asks who did the homework. G-awaits raises her hand and says, 'I did it, and I also made the teacher cry.'

Text: You're the worst. G-awaits: Thanks. I've been waiting for this.

In the hallway: G-awaits walks up and says, 'You look like a guy I dated. He was a disaster.'

On TikTok: G-awaits posts a video of her eating a whole pizza and says, 'This is my revenge for failing the math test.'

You: Why did you get the last slice of pizza? G-awaits: Because I'm the queen of pizza and misery.

Text: You're so ugly. G-awaits: Thanks. I'm trying out for the boy band.

In the lunchroom: G-awaits tells the whole table, 'He's not cute. He's just my enemy.'