G and L

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A fart that came out with a little something extra, like when you bet your last dollar and lost.
My uncle let one rip in the middle of church and it smelled like a dead raccoon.
My mom’s G and L was so loud, the neighbors called the police.
I had a G and L so bad, I thought I was going to die.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fancy guitar company run by two guys who know more about strings than you ever will. Their guitars are so good, they’ll make you look like a total noob.
My brother spent $2,000 on a G&L guitar and still can’t play ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.’
I got a G&L and it sounds like a thousand dollars worth of magic.
My cousin bought a G&L and now he thinks he’s the next Jimi Hendrix.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of people who like boys and girls. They're usually the ones who make your life a mess by being too loud and too happy.
My friend joined a G&L club and now he’s obsessed with glitter.
My sister’s G&L group is so loud, they woke up the entire neighborhood.
My brother’s G&L club is more fun than my birthday party.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A way to tell someone they’re being a total idiot for caring about something that doesn’t matter.
My teacher said, ‘Get a life, you’re acting like a toddler.’
My brother got a life and now he’s cool.
My friend said, ‘Get a life, you’re wasting your time on silly stuff.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guitar company run by two old guys who made the best guitars ever. Their guitars are so good, they’ll make your ex jealous.
My cousin got a G&L guitar and now he’s cool again.
My brother’s G&L guitar is so good, it sounds like a million dollars.
I got a G&L and now I can play better than my dad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A giant monster that roams the night, scaring people and making them scream like babies.
My friend heard the Ǧ̺̦̩̝̥͕͙̑͂́̾̽o̶̰̪̼̣̺̤̗̽̊̈́̐͝p ̨̻̠͓͉͓́̓̀̐l ͍̀̀̕a ̠̱͎͈̪̐͐͂͌͜a̴̢̬͚̝̞̮͈̒̀̓̑͗̎͆́̅̿̃͐͝t ̢̺̞͖̮͖̩̭̗͒̈́̀̉̓͋̑̊̅͗́̂͠ and cried like a baby.
I saw the Ǧ̺̦̩̝̥͕͙̑͂́̾̽o̶̰̪̼̣̺̤̗̽̊̈́̐͝p ̨̻̠͓͉͓́̓̀̐l ͍̀̀̕a ̠̱͎͈̪̐͐͂͌͜a̴̢̬͚̝̞̮͈̒̀̓̑͗̎͆́̅̿̃͐͝t ̢̺̞͖̮͖̩̭̗͒̈́̀̉̓͋̑̊̅͗́̂͠ and ran away screaming.
The Ǧ̺̦̩̝̥͕͙̑͂́̾̽o̶̰̪̼̣̺̤̗̽̊̈́̐͝p ̨̻̠͓͉͓́̓̀̐l ͍̀̀̕a ̠̱͎͈̪̐͐͂͌͜a̴̢̬͚̝̞̮͈̒̀̓̑͗̎͆́̅̿̃͐͝t ̢̺̞͖̮͖̩̭̗͒̈́̀̉̓͋̑̊̅͗́̂͠ came out of nowhere and scared my dog.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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