G and J

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G and J is government juice, like the watery sludge they give you when they think you're too dumb to notice it's just tap water. It's also called government juice because it's basically the same thing as water, but with more bureaucracy and less flavor.

My mom says I drink government juice every day

I asked for a soda and got government juice

My teacher calls tap water government juice because it's free and it's basically water

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gin and juice is like the worst hangover you've ever had, but it's also a drink. You drink it because you're either drunk or you're trying to forget that you're drunk.

I drank gin and juice and now my head feels like a brick

Gin and juice is the drink of people who can't make a decent cocktail

My dad drinks gin and juice every night and calls it a 'mood booster'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You tried to type every single key on a Scandinavian keyboard because you’re a weirdo who’s too bored to do anything else. Why would you do that? Who knows, but you did it.

I typed every key on a Scandinavian keyboard just because I had nothing better to do

My friend tried to type every key on a keyboard and then fell asleep

I typed every key on a keyboard just to prove I could

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so bored you start typing letters one after another like a madman. You’re not even trying to make sense of it, you’re just typing because you have no life.

I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because I was bored out of my mind

My neighbor typed that whole thing and then went to bed

I typed that string just to see if I could and then forgot about it

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You type every single key on the keyboard, and you do it like a lunatic. You're so bored you’re willing to type random keys just to keep yourself from dying of boredom.

I typed every key on the keyboard because I was bored and I had nothing better to do

My friend typed every key on the keyboard and then stared at the ceiling for an hour

I typed every key on the keyboard just because I was bored and I like typing

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You're so bored you type every single key on the keyboard with a space in between each letter. You're not even trying to be funny, you're just trying to survive.

I typed every key on the keyboard with a space between each letter just because I was bored

My brother typed every key on the keyboard with a space between each letter and then fell asleep

I typed every key on the keyboard with a space between each letter just to see if it would make me feel better

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You're at the peak of boredom and you type every single key on the keyboard with a space in between each letter. You're so bored you've given up on life and just decided to type everything on the keyboard.

I typed every key on the keyboard with spaces between each letter just because I was bored out of my mind

My cousin typed every key on the keyboard with spaces between each letter and then cried

I typed every key on the keyboard with spaces between each letter and then forgot about it

by Slangipedia 13d ago