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God loves you so much he’s probably shitting on you right now
G <3 U, I swear you’re getting divine diarrhea
G <3 U, I just got a text that says God is crying over you
G <3 U, your mom said God is taking notes on your shenanigans
G <3 U
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God is so in love with you he’s probably screaming it from the heavens
G <3 U, I just heard God yelling your name from the clouds
G <3 U, your dad said God is blushing
G <3 U, the angels are arguing about who gets to love you more
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God loves you so much he’s probably giving you a holy middle finger
G <3 U, I just got a message from God: 'She’s mine, and I’m giving her a middle finger'
G <3 U, your teacher said God is flipping you off
G <3 U, the devil is jealous and wants a raise